Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid.

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ship-captain-cat:

sky-loons:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

This went from being inappropriate, to being scary an to just being something sad…

Imagine someone farting on this

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stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

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thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

I got Pokemon White 2!

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Sadly, my Pokemon journey very quickly ended.

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So I guess that’s all for this game. Oh well, maybe next time!

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Anonymous said: what are some popular games in Australia?

australian-government:

underage drinking 

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rocknrollclown:

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

Lamb to the Slaughter!

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scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit

I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit

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itsdemonssammy:

blaming your parents for your unattractive genetics

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