drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust)

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tastier:

I WISH I LOOKED GOOD NAKED AND I WISH I HAD CLEAR SKIN

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guysinshortsandsocks:

poundthadawg:

grrrr! | ❌ | poundthadawg

Love my blog or your money back!

guysinshortsandsocks:

poundthadawg:

grrrr! | | poundthadawg

Love my blog or your money back!

(Source: totterjos)

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  • American: I want to live in the UK.
  • Asian: I want to live in the UK.
  • Indian: I want to live in the UK.
  • African: I want to live in the UK.
  • Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
  • Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
  • Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
  • French: I want to live in the UK.
  • Brazilian: I want to live in the UK.
  • British: wat
  • Irish: feckin' English bastards

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